I'm not sure what it is about New Year's Eve, but people tend to celebrate as though the next 364 days will be such a hellish exercise, no one can look January 1 in the eye. In my youth, I attempted wild revelry. It didn't suit me. At one such event, I remember standing in a club, listening to a local band, drinking something minty that I hated but my friend brought so I was being polite, and all the time trying to avoid what I was thinking:
"I'm bored. Bored. B-O-R-E-D, bored. Bored beyond belief. Is it midnight yet?"
Nowadays, we usually get together with a few friends, have some food and a few drinks, and lots of conversation. No loud music, no twirling lights, no craziness. Just good times.
If you love going to the clubs and getting crazy with it all, I'm good with that. No matter what your party pattern is, if you're looking for alcohol with style, check these resources:
For wine lovers, I'll keep recommending Alicia Bien's Evolution of a Wine Drinker until you all buy a copy. Just do it, okay? Don't make me nag.
Here's the link to the Kindle version, but as you can see by the photo, it's also available as a paperback. http://www.amazon.com/Evolution-Wine-Drinker-Alicia-Bien-ebook/dp/B00E8ALIMW/
If you like martinis, may I recommend the Martini Diva? She's got recipes for every kind of martini, and I mean EVERY ingredient known to man. I haven't looked, but I'll bet she's even got one using artichokes.
http://themartinidiva.blogspot.com/
Otherwise, here's a collection showing how to drink like a sophisticated detective and his lovely wife.
Honest to Pete, I don't know how they solved any cases.
Happy New Year!
"The notion that such persons are gay of heart and carefree is curiously untrue. They lead, as a matter of fact, an existence of jumpiness and apprehension. They sit on the edge of the chair of Literature. In the house of Life they have the feeling that they have never taken off their overcoats."
- James Thurber, My Life and Hard Times
- James Thurber, My Life and Hard Times
Sunday, December 29, 2013
Tuesday, December 24, 2013
And to all a good night.
Sunday, December 22, 2013
If only in my dreams
I missed Elvis' younger days, when he was that dangerous, barely-controlled, hip-shaking singer who made girls swoon with longing and the Establishment quiver in fear and loathing. By the time I knew him, he was firmly under Colonel Parker's thumb, cranking out formulaic movies with forgettable songs (with the exception of Viva, Las Vegas).
No matter. He still pulls my heartstrings when he sings this.
Perhaps I'm thinking of all those men and women in the military who will not be home for Christmas, and I want to weep for their moms and dads and spouses who have to be strong and enjoy their holidays somehow.
It reminds me of a couple I know. The guy was a Marine during the Vietnam War. Did two tours. When he was at last home, he hadn't seen his two-year old daughter since she was an infant. That first night, his wife told their daughter to go give Daddy a kiss goodnight, and his daughter went over and kissed his picture on the table.
Ouch.
I asked Louise how she managed, with her hubby gone for so much time. "You just do it," she told me. "You don't ever ask yourself how you're going to get it done."
To the men and women serving our country, consider this a cyber-salute. Merry Christmas, and come home soon.
No matter. He still pulls my heartstrings when he sings this.
Perhaps I'm thinking of all those men and women in the military who will not be home for Christmas, and I want to weep for their moms and dads and spouses who have to be strong and enjoy their holidays somehow.
It reminds me of a couple I know. The guy was a Marine during the Vietnam War. Did two tours. When he was at last home, he hadn't seen his two-year old daughter since she was an infant. That first night, his wife told their daughter to go give Daddy a kiss goodnight, and his daughter went over and kissed his picture on the table.
Ouch.
I asked Louise how she managed, with her hubby gone for so much time. "You just do it," she told me. "You don't ever ask yourself how you're going to get it done."
To the men and women serving our country, consider this a cyber-salute. Merry Christmas, and come home soon.
Monday, December 16, 2013
From our house to yours
I'm taking a short break in my regularly scheduled programming to give you...
The Carline Family Christmas Card!
Here it is, in its entirety:
"Seeing isn't believing. Believing is seeing."
Wishing you a Magical Holiday
and a Fantastic New Year!
For those of you who don't want to read it, here is a badly narrated version for your listening enjoyment:
Happy Holidays!
The Carline Family Christmas Card!

Here it is, in its entirety:
"Seeing isn't believing. Believing is seeing."
Ten
points for the person who can name the movie I quoted above. Much like that
film, life at the Carlines is often about believing the unbelievable. From
Santa Claus, to Christmas miracles, to pretending the house is clean and the
dogs are well behaved—why accept reality when fantasy brings so much happiness?
Not that reality is always bad.
Marcus really is in the first
of his two senior years at Cal State Long Beach. Confused? Apparently when you
have a double major in Vocal Jazz Studies and Composition, it takes you an
extra year to get the job done. He’s sharing an apartment near the school with
a friend and is so buried in classes he barely comes up to ask for more money. Dale’s
fantasy is that his son will have time for a haircut. I’ve begun to call him
M.C. (Mushroom Cloud) Marcus. I’m not certain what he’d say is the highlight of
his year, but for me, it was that he turned 21. How could he become an adult in
reality, when I’m still pretending not to grow up at all?
Dale’s big news is that the
stars finally aligned and the figures added up, making his dream come true. In
other words, he retired from Raytheon this year. What’s he going to do now?
Well, according to him, he’s got a list of home repairs for both houses, he
plans to continue to coach kids who want to play basketball on the Placentia
Youth League, and I may or may not have some suggestions. In other news, he went
to the Frozen Four NCAA Hockey Championships again, and did a little final
traveling for Raytheon before saying his goodbyes.
I just keep writing books,
riding horses, and attending to the needs of the Placentia Library as one of
their trustees. My latest book is a memoir. Not mine, but my horse, Snoopy. (He
tells a darned fine story.) I’ve done some special events with this book, from
horse shows to large expositions, and they’ve all been fun. I can’t decide
whether I fit writing around all my other activities, or fit everything around
my writing, but I somehow manage to get it all done.
With Marcus’ schedule, it’s
getting harder to plan family stuff, but we still made our annual trip to the mountains
of Northern California with most of the gang. It’s becoming a bittersweet
voyage for me. I’m so proud to see all of our kids growing up, and yet I miss
the days when they were little. For other trips, Dale and I scampered off to
Cambria for our anniversary, and he tagged along to a library district-related
conference in Monterey. Fine meals were consumed and wine was purchased.
The animals are all doing
well. Lady Spazz and Duffy entertain me daily with their full-contact
wrestling. Now that Dale’s retired, perhaps I’ll take my laptop to Starbucks
and let them entertain him instead. Katy the cat is getting very old and spends
all day sleeping, after which she rests. Frostie and Snoopy are wonderful, as
usual. In addition to his own blog, Snoopy now has his own Facebook page and
YouTube channel. That horse loves an audience.
I’m looking back at
my calendar to see if I left anything out, but the year has whipped by so
quickly, I’m surprised at all we’ve done. It almost looks like we time
traveled, and maybe we did. Perhaps it’s because I write fiction, but I like to
believe in magic. I think we all should go out on a limb, bet on the underdog
and reach for the unattainable, at least once in a while. And when it feels
like the world is sucking all the joy from our hearts, we can all follow the
instructions in the movie: Shake our snow globes and “Remember!”
For those of you who don't want to read it, here is a badly narrated version for your listening enjoyment:
Happy Holidays!
Sunday, December 15, 2013
A Christmas sing-along
Go ahead.
Jump in.
P.S. Snoopy's book is still only 99 cents. Click here to purchase: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00D0HDYRQ
Jump in.
P.S. Snoopy's book is still only 99 cents. Click here to purchase: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00D0HDYRQ
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