I was supposed to post something today to talk about horror, but I'm horribly, horribly late. My only excuse is...
ZOMBIES ATE MY BRAIN!
No, not that Zombie.
This is arguably one of the worst trailers in history. It starts out well enough, and then the announcer says, "... and all the weird black magic that the white man seldom sees." First of all, the whole thing sounds racist. Second, the word 'weird' doesn't fit in at all here. Then it goes into a litany of "it's a tale of" this and "it's a tale of" that.
But it 's a fun movie. Because it's a tale of bad actors chewing the Hollywood scenery that's been decorated to look like the Caribbean.